WANTED WOMAN FOUND HIDING UNDER BLANKET

Police in Fellsmere, Florida, said a woman wanted on a probation violation was found hiding in that most clever of hiding places: under a blanket at her home. The suspect, Tiffany Renee Johns, 30, was wanted for violating the conditions of her felony drug offender probation. A search of her home found her hiding on the floor next to her bed under a blanket. She was arrested without incident and transported to jail.
* Those pillow forts are surprisingly hard to defend from law enforcement.
* Then she tried to become invisible by shutting her eyes real tight.
* “Come out with your hands up – we’ve got you covered!”
* Now she wants blanket immunity.
* Wait, is this thing on? I said she wants BLANKET immunity.
* Smart girl. If she had hid on the bed, they would have looked there first, but not on the floor BY the bed.
* Maybe she was so wasted she fell out of bed.
* Three sheets to the wind, plus a blanket.
* She should have gone with her first plan – standing in a corner with a lampshade on her head.
* Tiffany Renee Johns? Okay, she’s a felony drug offender, but do we really need to go with the three-name serial killer treatment here?