WAFFLE HOUSE WANTS YOU THERE FOR VALENTINE’S DAY

Not to be outdone by White Castle, Waffle House wants to remind everybody that its 140 Waffle House restaurants across the U.S. will be taking reservations for Valentine’s Day for the eighth year in a row. The date night will include candles, white tablecloths and menus to set the mood over waffles and bacon. “Valentine’s Day at Waffle House is all about having fun with the ones you love,” says Pat Warner, Waffle House Vice President of Culture. “It has become an annual tradition for customers, and our Associates greatly enjoy it as well.”
* Pat Warner, Waffle House Vice President of Culture, sounds divorced.
* Candles, white tablecloths and menus? Please, don’t overdo it on our account.
* Roses are red / Violets are blue / Waffles with bacon / Make it for two.
* I guess if you can’t even put some frozen waffles in the toaster for your sweetheart, you need all the help you can get.
* Your move, International House of Pancakes.
* There are 140 Waffle House restaurants? No wonder we’re so fat.
* Actually, looking around at everyone, that number seems a little low.
* Please enjoy every moment of Valentine’s Day at Waffle House because if you eat things like waffles and bacon for breakfast you’re not going to live a long life.
* You can put whipped cream and toppings on the waffles, then go home and put whipped cream and toppings on each other.