VEGAN BRIDE BANS MEAT EATERS FROM WEDDING

An Australian bride-to-be posted a note on the vegan website Vegan Revolution complaining to other vegans about how she doesn’t want meat-eaters at her wedding, even if they are her family. The post read:
“When ‘family’ tries to guilt trip you into letting them come to your fully vegan wedding even though they are omnivores. Just for some context, some family members were told they are not invited to my wedding because we don’t want to host murderers at our wedding which is supposed to be one of the happiest days of our lives.”
The banned family members include her mother and two cousins who were originally slated to be bridesmaids. The bride later added an update on the website in which she said, “I’m not sorry if that makes me ‘rude’ or ‘a bitch’ because I am not compromising the ethics that I share with everyone here.”
* Oh — VEGAN bride. I thought you said VIRGIN bride.
* The worst part is knowing that the vegan wedding cake is gonna be some crappy vegan cake, like beets or broccoli.
* Will she allow meat on her wedding night?
* Vegan Revolution? Yeah, that’ll happen.