UNIVERSITY PRESIDENT CARJACKED DURING SEXUAL RENDEZVOUS

The president of Keiser University’s Daytona Beach campus was mugged and carjacked over the weekend while meeting with two women for a “sexual rendezvous,” according to police. When 60-year-old Matt McEnany stepped out of his 2011 Toyota Venza Sunday night to speak with the two women – identified only as “Luscious” and “Brittany” – he was struck from behind by a man who then shoved him onto the roadway and sped off in the Toyota with the two women. McEnany claimed he was there to pick up the two women – both in their early 20s – from their “grandmothers’ houses.” He said he met them a few months ago after he gave them a ride when their car broke down. McEnany was suspended over the incident.
* And disappointed.
* College administrators had to suspend him, because his behavior was unbecoming, and because they were jealous.
* Yeah, YOU try coming up with a better story after you’ve been coldcocked.
* I’m going to guess that Luscious wasn’t the one girl’s real name.
* And I’m very suspicious that it wasn’t really their grandmother’s house either.
* You know what I’d like to see? The next faculty meeting.
* Wow, their campus is at Daytona Beach? Why didn’t I apply to this school?
* I hear one of their majors is the study of bikinis.