UKRAINIAN MAN HAS WORLD’S MOST LIVING DESCENDANTS

A man in the Ukraine is applying for the Guinness World Record for having the largest family on earth. Pavel Semenyuk, 87, always dreamed of a large family and was thrilled when his wife gave birth to 13 children. From that came 127 grandchildren, 203 great-grandchildren and even three great-great-grandchildren – a whopping 346 living descendants, with the youngest member just two weeks old. The Semenyuk family lives in the village of Dobroslav. (* Check that – the Semenyuk family IS the village of Dobroslav.) Pavel says the only difficulty is remembering all the names of his descendants.
* That, and always having to shop for birthday cards.
* Also, there are NEVER any leftovers in the fridge.
* Apparently, no one says “Yuck!” to Semenyuk semen.
* This family has the carbon footprint of Brazil.
* In a few years, the family can push everyone out of Crimea and take it back from Putin.