TWIN SONS OF DIFFERENT FATHERS

A woman in Portugal is ‘surprised’ after she gave birth to twin boys by two different fathers. Doctors in Portugal said this would be the twentieth known case of heteroparental superfecundation (* Gesundheit!). This can happen in two ways.
– The first is if a woman has sex with two different men prior to her ovulation and the sperm are present in the fallopian tubes when two eggs are released.
– It can also happen if a woman has sex with two different men after ovulating and the sperm are then able to fertilize two eggs.
After questions over their paternity when they were eight months old, the 19-year-old mother took paternity tests for them – with the result being positive for just one child. It was then that she remembered she’d had sex with two men on the same day. The mom now says one of the fathers acts as dad to both boys, taking care of them both and giving her all the support she needs.
* But he couldn’t spring for a box of condoms?
* Sorry your mom’s a slut, bro.
* Maybe for Mother’s Day you could get her an ovulation calendar.
* She “suddenly” remembered she’d had sex with two men on the same day? And then she realized she had some ‘splainin’ to do to her quintuplets.
* Sounds like her eggs were over-easy.