TRUCK FULL OF SHARKS CRASHES

On Wednesday, a semi-truck “full of sharks” crashed in Volusia County, Florida, ejecting one of the fish, which died. All of the sandbar sharks on board were five feet long or larger and were headed to an aquarium in New York before the truck ran off the road. According to a passenger in the truck, a tire blew out and the truck went into a ditch. Personnel from SeaWorld were dispatched to the scene to transfer the surviving sharks to the company’s Orlando care facility, where the sharks were reported in good condition.
* Shark-naccident!
* This is why sharks travel by tornado. It’s so much safer.
* Now when Sharknado 3 comes out, the sharks will be even angrier.
* A passenger on the truck? Yeah, that’s what you want to do – hitch a ride in a truck full of sharks.
* The surviving sharks were in good condition? Oh sure, like we believe that.
* I know one shark they didn’t have in the truck: Deep Blue. (That’s the 20-foot monster – the huge Great White they just got on video.)
* SeaWorld hasn’t exactly had the greatest publicity lately, have they?
* It just gets worse. The truck swerved to avoid another SeaWorld truck with a killer whale in it.
* Here comes the new legislation: sharks can only be transferred now if they’re wearing seat belts.
* What’s worse, Sharks On A Truck, or Snakes On A Plane? Let’s open the phones.