TOP TEN HALLOWEEN COSTUMES THIS YEAR
According to Costumes.com, an online retailer of costumes, here are the Top Ten Kids Halloween Costumes for 2022, also known as “We’ve got a lot of these left over in the warehouse from last year”:
1. Paw Patrol
2. Justice League (Wonder Woman, The Flash, Batman)
3. Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz
4. Darth Vader
5. Harley Quinn (* And kudos to the parents for allowing this to make the top 10. Good parenting!)
6. Kid Jailbird
7. Inflatable T-Rex
8. Black Panther
9. Five Nights at Freddy’s (a video game): Foxy
10. Sonic the Hedgehog
* What the heck? Where’s Baby Yoda???
* But in the end your lazy kid will just put dirt on his face and go as a hobo.
The Top 10 Adult Costumes for 2022: Just add “Sexy” to the name of all the costumes on the kid’s list! Just kidding. Here are the Top Adult Costumes:
1. Inflatable T-Rex
2. Wonder Woman
3. Buddy the Elf
4. Batman
5. Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz
6. Captain Marvel
7. Rey from The Force Awakens
8. Harley Quinn
9. Ride a Beer Buddy (where it looks like you’re sitting on the shoulders of a small Oktoberfest man.)
10. Elvis
* I have a feeling most of the Elvises out there on Halloween will be the Fat Elvis.
* I hesitate to use the word “adult” with any of the costumes on this list.
