TODAY’S PARENTS DON’T KNOW CLASSIC BABY SONGS

A new poll of 2,000 moms and dads between 26 and 41 from baby products manufacturer MAM reveals that today’s millennial parents don’t know the words to classic baby songs.
– Twinkle Twinkle Little Star (only 55% knew all the words)
– Baa Baa Black Sheep (53%)
– Row, Row, Row Your Boat (51%)
– Humpty Dumpty (51%)
– Jack & Jill (43%)
– Rock a Bye Baby (43%)
– You Are My Sunshine (38%)
– Little Bo Peep (34%)
– Hush Little Baby (29%)
– Somewhere Over the Rainbow (29%)
– Frère Jacques (28%)
– When You Wish Upon a Star (26%)
* My god, what good is a college education if they’re not teaching this stuff?
* Why learn these classics when they pale in comparison to the Baby Shark song?
* Boy, people never miss a chance to throw shade on millenials, huh?
* You just have to update them: ♪♫ “Hush little baby, don’t you scream / Or mama won’t buy you an iPhone 13…”♫
* Is it the “Itsy Bitsy Spider” or the “Inky Dinky Spider”? Let’s open the phones.