TIME’S 100 MOST INFLUENTIAL

Time magazine released its 12th annual list of the 100 Most Influential People in the World. In the Celebrity section, Kanye West was listed as a Titan of influence. Other celebrities on the list include Taylor Swift, Bradley Cooper, Lee Daniels, Amy Schumer, Laverne Cox, Reese Witherspoon, Chris Pratt, Emma Watson, Julianna Margulies, Julianne Moore, Kevin Hart, Tim McGraw, John Oliver, Bjork, Ina Garten and Lorne Michaels.
* I hope this honor doesn’t give Kanye a big ego.
* Bjork? Is that a typo?
* I think they meant to type Robert Downey, Jr. but it came out Bjork.
* Wow – so we really have moved past Lady Gaga. Finally.
* Chris Pratt? So the criteria is one hit movie?
* This list looks like it was compiled by the Hollywood Press Agents Association.
* The only thing they’re trying to influence is selling some tickets to the banquet.
* The celebrity section? They even have their own exclusive part of the list.
* Kanye resents being limited to just the world. He thinks he’s the most influential person in the galaxy.
* In fact, forget the Milky Way. It should be called the Kanye West Galaxy.
* When told of the news Kim just made her, “I’m so profound” expression and took another selfie.