THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Here’s What Happened To This Woman’s Brain After She Attempted The ‘1 Gallon Pickle Jar Challenge'”
2. “Excessive Farting And Burping Could Be A Sign Of Depression”
3. “Woman Nearly Dies After 8-Hour Wedgie”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Woody Harrelson Tells Us Why They Cut Cletus’ Hair For ‘Venom: Let There Be Carnage'”