THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Demand For Stain Remover Surges As Social Distancing Lessens”
2. “This Is Why You Should Never Throw Away Your Corn Cobs”
3. “The Secret Sex Lives Of Ducks”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “If You Think We Can’t Guess Your Current Mood Based On The Dresses You Buy, Think Again”