THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Man Recaptures World Record For Wrapping Wife In Plastic Wrap”
2. “Konami Announces Partnership With Bloober Team Amid Silent Hill Rumours”
3. “What Did Stonehenge Sound Like?”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Here’s What My 87-Year-Old Dad’s Voracious Sex Life Made Me Realize About Myself”