THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Idaho Man Stacks 34 Bars Of Wet Soap”
2. “Surgeon Slammed For Dancing With Big Bag of Fat”
3. “Guy Fools An Autonomous Bus Into Thinking He’s A Banana”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Environmentalist Battles To Save Indonesia’s Mangroves With Stories And Puppets”