THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Here’s How I Fought For My Dog To Become The First Downhill Skiing Service Animal”
2. “Al Capone’s Niece Recalls Him Fondly”
3. “‘Bad Luck Banging or Loony Porn’ Wins Golden Bear at Berlinale”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Costco Is Running Out Of Some Cheese. The Reason Why Is Complicated.”