THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “The Time I Was Bitten By A Bear And Didn’t Know It”
2. “We Decided To Tell Our Kids When We’re Having Sex. Here’s Why.”
3. “Chinese Students Learn English Through Toilet Paper”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Here’s Why McDonald’s Restaurants Are Putting Cameras In Their Dumpsters”