THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “If Your Hand Sanitizer Smells Like Tequila Or Vodka, Read This”
2. “Do Not Get Married Until You’re Capable Of These 3 Things”
3. “Raccoons Broke Into A Bank. Here’s How They Probably Did It”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “British Inventor Sets World Record For Fastest Trash Can”