THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Let’s Talk About Joe Biden’s American Flag Socks”
2. “Sioux Falls Mourns Brief Life Of Urban Cornstalk”
3. “100 Gecs Pit Mushroom, Mouse Against Each Other in ‘Hand Crushed By a Mallet’ Remix Video”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Chipotle Reveals Recipe For White Rice”