THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “7 Montreal Spots With Really Sexy Pancakes”
2. “Meet The Underwater Sponge Farmers Of Zanzibar”
3. “Selena Gomez Gives Instagram Tour Of Refrigerator, Points Out Favorite Shelf”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Idaho Fisherman Sets State Record For Black Crappie”