THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Yes, You Still Need To Wear Sunscreen Indoors – Here’s Why”
2. “Warning: Dakota Johnson’s Cover Shoot May Induce Quarantine Bangs”
3. “How Robot Priests Will Change Human Spirituality”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Pregnant Katy Perry Reveals Outfit She Wold Have Worn To Met Gala 2020”