THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Warm Bean Salad: For When You’re Sick Of Leafy Greens”
2. “Here’s What Happens If You Drop An Airplane On The World’s Most Durable Trampoline”
3. “All 143 Willie Nelson Albums, Ranked”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Vacuum Artist Draws John Lennon in His Carpet”