THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Monkey Caught On Camera Flying Kite On Rooftop”
2. “Why Are Empty Shampoo Bottles So Easy To Knock Over?”
3. “YouTuber Tests The Performance Of 75-Year-Old Grease Compared To Modern Lubricant”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Please Watch This Man In A Car Run Over An Entire Roll Of Bubble Wrap”