THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Man Treks Globe In Search Of The World’s Worst Public Toilet”
2. “I Quit My Job To Sell Burps In A Jar For A Living”
3. “Rancher Gives New Life To Afterbirth By Creating Art From Cow Placentas”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Why Reheated Coffee Tastes Like Death And What To Do Instead”