THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Scientists Discover Why Fish Look Down When They Swim”
2. “I Text Myself All Day Every Day — And You Should, Too”
3. “What If A Hamburger Had Feelings?”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Holiday Carbface Is Real”