THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “SurveyMonkey Parent Momentive Global Jumps on Report of Takeover Interest”
2. “I Was Killed And Now I’m Reincarnated As A Boy — And I Can Prove It’
3. “Spanish Bishop, Who Quit Clergy To Be With Erotic-Fiction Writing Sexologist Lover, Is Accused Of Being ‘Possessed’ As He Finds New Job Exporting Pig Semen ”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “The Year’s Hottest Halloween Costume Is Basically Underwear”