THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Floss Bikinis Are a Thing, and They’re Exactly What You’re Thinking”
2. “Idaho Man Catches 98 Tennis Balls In Head-Mounted Basket”
3. “We Asked A Lighthouse Keeper About Loneliness And Social Isolation”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Breading Keeps Falling Off Your Chicken? Here’s What You’re Doing Wrong”