THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “My Appendix Went Missing And Doctors Don’t Know Where It’s Gone”
2. “Wait, How Much Money Can You Actually Make Selling Feet Pics?”
3. “Human Brain Cells In A Lab Dish Learn To Play Pong”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “I Broke My Face Attempting Bench Press Stunt”