THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Men, Here’s How To Solve All Your Summer Chafing Issues”
2. “Indecisive Turkeys Hold Up Traffic In Brentwood”
3. “Pigs Can Breathe Through Their Buttholes and So Could You, Scientists Say” (* Although why would you want to breathe through a pig’s butthole?)

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “The Underestimated Benefits Of Eating Anchovies”