THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “National Parchment Paper Day Promotes Use Of Parchment Paper In Cooking”
2. “It’s Time You Learned How To Clean Your Meat-Encrusted Grill”
3. “The Story Behind Those Britney Spears-Approved Toilet Paper Earrings”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Can You Think Yourself Drunk?”