THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “I Have The World’s Strongest Middle Finger – It Can Lift 285 Pounds”
2. “January Jones Recovers From Knee Surgery And Posts An Underwear Pic”
3. “These Foods Are Edible, But Don’t Eat Them”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “I Was In Debt And Drank All Day — Until Learning To Cry Saved My Life”