THINGS YOU CAN’T DO THAT OTHER PEOPLE CAN

The Reddit website asked the question, “What is something you can’t do that everyone else can?” Some of the answers:
– Float
– Take pills
– Whistle
– Blow a bubble gum bubble
– Snap my fingers
– Curl my tongue
– The Vulcan salute (“Live long and prosper”)
* I’m adding “Have sex with Taylor Swift.”
* Also “Afford to go to Starbucks.”
* “See the back of my own head without a mirror.”
* Something I CAN do that everyone else can’t – I can stand myself.
* Reddit calls itself the front page of the internet. So this is how far the front page has fallen.
* Remember when newspapers would put big stories on the front page and it was a huge deal?
* Now it’s all click bait, and internet slide shows.
* You’re going along trying to follow some breaking news and then it’s “Jennifer Aniston Bikini Shots Through the Years.”
* Okay, something I can’t do that everyone else can….hmm, I’m working on it…give me a minute…How about letting the past go?
* PHONE TOPIC: What is something you can’t do, but everyone else can?