THE SHORTER THE NAME, THE MORE YOU’LL EARN

According to job website TheLadders.com, people with shorter names reportedly make more money than those with longer names. The study reveals that top earning names typically have four or five letters, while for every name longer than five letters, each letter makes $3,600 less a year on average. The website also revealed what they say are the Top Earning Names:
Female:
1. Lynn
2. Melissa
3. Cathy
4. Dana
5. Christine

Male:
1. Tom
2. Rob
3. Doug
4. Dale
5. Wayne

Is this true? Here is a list of the Ten Richest People in the World. according to Forbes:
– Bill Gates
– Amancio Ortega
– Warren Buffett
– Carlos Slim Helu
– Jeff Bezos
– Mark Zuckerberg
– Larry Ellison
– Michael Bloomberg
– Charles Koch
– David Koch
* So if you’ve got a short name and you’re still broke, it’s you.
* On the bright side, you can change your name for about $200 bucks.
* Wait, Christine is on the top earning list even though it’s got 9 letters? Another stupid study that doesn’t hold up.
* Hello? Cornelius Vanderbilt?
* I wonder if they even bothered to put on the white lab coats before they cranked this one out.
* This would explain why Madonna has done so poorly.
* No wait, Madonna made a fortune. Never mind.