THE NEIMAN-MARCUS 2019 FANTASY GIFT CATALOGUE

Here are some of the gifts found in the Fantasy Gift section of this year’s Neiman Marcus Christmas Catalogue.
– 007 Aston Martin DBS Superleggera, designed by Daniel Craig. Also, an all-platinum Seamaster Diver 300M Omega watch. Both the car and the watch have a limited run of seven. Plus, two tickets to the next Bond movie premier: $700,007
– A Behind-the Scenes Tour of Boucheron Jewelers. Includes airfare to Paris and a four-night stay. As a souvenir, you’ll get a necklace or a bracelet: $695,000
– Star in a “Makeup by Mario” Instagram Video. You’ll spend an hour in the chair of makeup artist Mario Dedivanovic, and you’ll be featured on his Instagram channel. Plus, you get to attend one of his makeup master classes, and at the end walk away with some of the products: $400,000
– Create a pair of Christian Louboutin shoes – Fly to Paris, take a tour, and work with a group of master artisans to design your very own one-of-a-kind custom shoe, which Mr. Louboutin himself will deliver to your door: $125,000
– Fly to Tokyo to meet Sneaker Legend Jeff Staple. Then, throughout 2020, you’ll get 8 pairs of his sneakers or some other “streetwear”: $110,000
– Turn your house into a custom dog park. Jessica Clark of Rockstar Puppy will travel to your home and meet with you to design the pet paradise of your dreams, turning areas of your home into play areas for your pet. Also, for some reason, actress Denise Richards will share ideas for your house via video chat. Price starts at $70,000, depending on how elaborate you get.
– An Eating Tour of Italy, includes a tour of a pasta factor and a cooking class from a Michelin-starred chef: $200,000
* I’m sure, for $200,000, it’s real, real good spaghetti.
* I’m not getting the James Bond car unless it comes with the rockets and ejector seat and machine guns.
* How ugly do you have to be for a full hour in a makeup chair, plus a class?
* Can you really tour an entire jewelry store in just four days?
* Do they have maybe, like, a nice scented candle for $40?