THE LAS VEGAS DENNY’S WILL MARRY YOU TODAY FOR $99

If you love pancakes, and Las Vegas, and want to get married today, then rush right over this morning to Denny’s in Las Vegas. The Fremont Street restaurant offers a $99 package – and not just for Valentine’s Day – that includes the wedding ceremony, silk flowers, champagne toast, and a certificate to show that you actually got married at a Denny’s. If you jump to the $199 level you also get use of a photo booth, two souvenir T-shirts, and two Grand Slam breakfasts.
* I’d have thought the Grand Slam comes during the honeymoon.
* Here comes the bride… with a side order of sausage.
* Well-wishers don’t throw rice, they throw hash browns.
* Instead of champagne toast, can I get a champaign muffin?
* This package is designed for all those couples who want to have a huge regret in their life.
* Sure, it’s tacky – but remember: There’s bacon involved. Mmm … bacon.