THE CREEPY “I’M A GOOD GUY” NOTE

A note from a man who has obviously been rejected a few times was printed up as a flyer and posted … somewhere – no one is sure where – but one woman saw it, took a picture of it and posted it on Tumblr. Here’s what the note said:
“OK, ladies, I get it.
You don’t want a pleasant evening chat.
You don’t want a gentleman to walk you to your car.
You don’t want a friendly dude to help you carry your groceries … or hold open the door … or crush the life out of other men that would do you harm.
Fine – fear the good guys … I guess we’ll just have to suffer through watching you get broken over and over by the scum you think you love.
But I want you to know – it’s not easy, and it hurts to see you fall.
Give the good guys a chance to help you be less afraid of the world.”
* “Signed, Marco Rubio.”
* Wait – isn’t this a Billy Joel song?
* I was okay until he said he’d crush the life out of other men who would do you harm. Gee, angry much?
* That’s where there was a huge spike in the Creepy Meter.
* “A friendly dude to help you carry your groceries”? MUST you set the bar so freakin’ high?
* “It hurts to see you fall”? No, it hurts that you’re not getting any.
* Sorry, but this guy sounds like he could be on the cover of Loser magazine.
* Let’s be real: you’re only going with the sensitive guy routine because you don’t have the game to be a bad boy.
* PHONE TOPIC: What do you think of this note? Is he right? Does this kind of person attract you, or is it a major red flag?