THE BURGER-KING WEDDING

A couple in Illinois are getting married. Their names are Joel Burger and Ashley King. Burger, 24, and his sweetheart King, 23, were close friends in high school but didn’t start dating until college. Though the couple has been teased for their ‘whopper’ of a name, they aren’t letting any annoyances ‘ketchup’ with them. “We have yet to escape the teasing,” King said. “But we have fully embraced our nickname.”
* King Burger? I don’t get it.
* With this onion ring, I thee wed.
* You know who should cater their wedding? Yep – I’m thinking it, too. That gay-hating Indiana pizza shop.
* Their first daughter should be named Wendy. If it’s a boy, Jack.
* They want to have kids or as they call them: small fries.
* Sex in marriage is like a burger. It starts out sizzling hot then after awhile it kind of gets old.
* Then you get your side dishes and the trouble starts.