TEXAS STEAKHOUSE WAITER SHOOTS AT ABUSIVE CUSTOMERS
A waiter opened fire during an argument with customers Wednesday afternoon at a famous Texas steakhouse. The diners at the Little Red Barn Steakhouse in San Antonio complained he had brought out the wrong order. People at the restaurant said the server was verbally and physically assaulted by the two customers, and they started beating on the waiter. The waiter was able to get away, but returned a short time later with a gun and shot at the ceiling. The restaurant, known for its employees wearing cowboy outfits with fake guns and holsters, descended into chaos when the shots were fired. The gunman and the customers ran out of the restaurant after the shooting. All of those involved could face charges.
* “Could” face charges? Oh, wait – this is Texas, so probably not.
* It’s all part of the immersive Texas dining experience at The Little Red Barn Steakhouse!
* They used to be famous for cowboy waiters. Now they’re famous for incompetent, homicidal cowboy waiters.
* Time to review the part of the employee manual about the guns being fake.
* Shots were fired and probably the waiter was, too.
* Is it too late to change the name to the OK Corral Steakhouse?
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