TEST DRIVER STEALS MASERATI

A Florida man remains jailed after he took a $150,000 Maserati on a test drive, then allegedly stole the car. Michael McGilvary, 45, walked into the Ferrari-Maserati of Fort Lauderdale dealership last Tuesday and asked to go on a test drive. A salesman went on the ride with McGilvary, who said he wanted to drive to the Boca Raton Resort and Club to show the car to his girlfriend. Once they reached the resort, McGilvary told the salesman he wanted to go inside to show him his father’s boat. When the men reached the facility’s boat dock, McGilvary said he would be right back with his girlfriend. Thirty minutes later, the salesman realized something was wrong, returned to the resort’s valet area, and noticed the Maserati was gone. Finding Mr. McGilvary was easy – he had presented his driver’s license before he was allowed to test drive the Maserati and there was also surveillance video of McGilvary at the dealership, although after his arrest, McGilvary denied he was the person on the security video.
* What was the salesman’s name, Sucker McSuckerface?
* “You stay here, I’ll be back.” His plan ran like clockwork.
* It’s like Mission Impossible, if Ethan Hunt was a moron.
* You realize what the morale of this story is, right? Always show the dealership a fake driver’s license with a different name and address on it.
* Of course, at some point you roll the dice and if the car gets taken, that’s the insurance company’s problem.
* I mean you just work there right? So if you get a commission, you win, and if they take the car, then the company loses. What would you do?
* The only down side is when the boss says, “How could you be so gullible?” and fires your ass.
* Notice how high quality sports cars even sound fast: Maserati.
* Say “Ferrari” with a little growl – it even sounds like a fast engine.