TEACHER BITES BOY

Greenville, South Carolina, police said a 35-year elementary school teacher was arrested after biting an 11-year-old boy at a trampoline park on Saturday. The boy was at Sky Zone trampoline park for a birthday party and was playing with one of his friends by keeping his hat away from him. Melanie Johnson, an elementary school teacher by profession, tried to get the hat back by shouting “let go of his hat”, then grabbing the boy and biting him. Johnson was charged with assault and battery.
* Assault and bite-ery, more like.
* Wow – now teachers are starting with the horrible behaviors on their OWN time.
* Let’s see her bounce back from this one.
* Give her detention. In jail.
* And she might need a Hannibal Lecter face mask.
* Why has no one pounced on the 11-year-old for bullying? Isn’t that what we’re supposed to do these days?
* The category here is “Top Ten Signs Your Job Is Getting to You.”
* If this teacher ever works again I’ll eat MY hat.
* “Okay, the cops are gone with the teacher. Now who wants birthday cake?”
* Melanie had better be plenty hot if she’s going to get away with this.
* I thought this was cold: After the teacher bit the boy, they tested him for rabies.