SURVEY: YOUR BEST SUMMER WAS AGE 14

At what age did you have your best summer? According to a new survey commissioned by Dutch Bros. Coffee, the average person had the best summer of their life at age 14, and had five adventures to make that summer truly memorable.
* To anybody who’s age 14 this summer, the world apologizes to you.
* Who remembers having 5 adventures when you’re 14? Unless you and three of your friends went walking down the railroad tracks looking for a dead body while whistling “Stand By Me” and ended up all melancholy.
* I did have one friend who went to summer camp when he was 14 and came back looking pretty damn smug.
* “What makes a best summer? Getting away from your parents, hangin’ with friends, and enjoying a cup of rich, robust Dutch Bros. Coffee. Mmm mmm. Dutch Bros. Coffee… the coffee of 14-year-olds.”