SURFER GIRL NABS CAR THIEF

Jolie Bernal was out surfing with her friend Maliny Soukkhasem in Ventura Beach, California, on Saturday when Soukkhasem spotted a man breaking into her car. Not cool, dude. Soukkhasem told Bernal, and Bernal quickly caught a wave all the way in, ran across the beach and yanked the would-be thief out of Soukkhasem’s car and punched him. “All the while, there are men standing around in awe/shock, but not doing anything,” Soukkhasem added. Until “someone finally calls 911 and helps us.” Bernal held the burglar down until authorities arrived. The suspect, 59-year-old Gordon Gleason, had found Soukkhasem’s hidden car keys and slipped into her vehicle. He was rummaging through the car when Bernal stopped him.
* Wasn’t this an episode of “Hawaii 5-0”?
* Catch a wave, catch a crook.
* Not exactly the Silver Surfer, but just as effective.
* Was it really necessary to point out how useless all the nearby guys were?
* The 59-year-old guy forgot how good young people’s eyesight is.
* Hang him. Hang ten of ‘im.
* Dude, she sounds totally rad.
* And I bet her friend is pretty gnarly too.
* I’m always stoked to see justice done.
* That’s so typical. You’re out there riding a nice set of waves and someone has to harsh your buzz.
* Okay, I’m out of surfer slang. Anybody got anything else?