SPERM DONOR CONFESSES THAT HE LIED ABOUT A COUPLE OF THINGS

A man with serious mental illnesses who donated sperm used to create at least 36 children has confessed to police that he provided false information to a sperm bank. Chris Aggeles went to an Athens, Georgia, police department a week ago to admit to falsifying paperwork for a sperm bank called Xytex. Ten families have launched lawsuits against Xytex, alleging the Georgia-based sperm bank misinformed them about their donor. Aggeles’ donor profile on Xytex’s website showed him to have an IQ of 160, the same as Einstein’s. It said he was healthy and without mental illness, had bachelor’s and master’s degrees, and was working on a PhD in neuroscience engineering. Aggeles was supposed to be an anonymous donor, but Xytex revealed his identity to some mothers in a 2014 email in an apparent privacy breach. The mothers then began doing research on him and discovered he was nothing like the man advertised in Xytex’s online donor catalog. They discovered that Aggeles has had diagnoses of schizophrenia, bipolar disorder and narcissistic personality disorder and that he has admitted to having schizoaffective disorder.
* Anytime a description of your mental problems requires 4 different labels, you’re in trouble.
* Well, this explains why those 36 kids have been setting fire to their pets.
* His offspring could form their own psycho-maniac football team.
* I’ve heard of lying on your resume, but this is nuts.
* Wait, the man claimed he was as smart as Einstein and they bought it?
* One thing’s for sure: The fact-checkers at Xytex aren’t as smart as Einstein.
* Think of it as a tribute to Gene Wilder in “Young Frankenstein.”
* You know…where he accidentally puts a brain marked Abnormal into the monster?