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TODAY’S ALMANAC
Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music
TODAY’S TRIVIA
Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.
ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
GUCCI MANE KIDNAPPED BY POOH SHIESTY
Headline doesn’t make any sense to us, either.
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
JEOPARDY! LET’S RUN IT INTO THE GROUND!
I’ll take Oversaturation for a thousand, Ken.
JOKE OF THE DAY
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Why did the jelly bean go to school?
Because he really wanted to be a Smartie.
How did the magician get chocolate on his shirt?
He had some Twix up his sleeve.
Wife says, “You need to do more chores around the house.”
He husband says, “Can we change the subject?”
Wife says, “Alright. More chores around the house need to be done by you.”
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
Guy goes to the doctor.
He says, I was bitten by a wolf.”
Doctors asks, “Where?”
Guy says, “No, just a regular wolf.”
U.S. NEWS
MAN WITH OUTSTANDING WARRANT APPLIES FOR POLICE JOB
He copped to it.
96 BANANAS STOLEN FROM WAWA
Approximately.
ALLIGATOR ON THE CAR ROOF
Hey, somebody left a perfectly good alligator by the side of the road!
POLICE APOLOGIZE FOR NAMING WRONG MAN AS FECES SMEARER
Gee, sorry about that and all.
SLINGSHOT VANDALS ARRESTED
Somebody’s asses are in a sling.
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
CANADA BESET BY FAKE SYRUP SCANDAL
Unpure thoughts.
MAN STEALS FAMILY’S INHERITANCE, BLOWS IT ON HORSE SEMEN
What a vial thing to do.
RUSSIAN WANTS SOVEREIGN TERRITORY ON THE MOON
Just what the moon needs: assholes.
AUDIO: WOMAN GIVES BIRTH AT HOCKEY GAME
Power move.
CRUISE PASSENGERS MAROONED ON “CAST AWAY” ISLAND
Wouldn’t it be ironic if the captain’s name was Wilson?
RAPUNZEL ATTACKED BY CROWS
Disneyland is for the birds.
THIEVES STEALING OUTHOUSES IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
We’re not privy to the details.
FUNNY PICTURES
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Let’s Play Makeup
Someone Has Way Too Much Time At Breakfast
Let’s Twist Again
Hey. Hey Hey!!!
The Birds 2
They Should Be Arrested
THE BUZZ
TRULY WEIRD NAMES FOR THINGS
Star Wars.
HOW DID YOU GET YOUR NAME?
As if your parents gave it a lot of thought.
THE COST OF RAISING A BABY
What a racket.
DUMB HEADLINES
Actual headlines. Actual stupid headlines.
WHY CATS NEVER FINISH THEIR FOOD
Because they hate you?
HEALTHY HABITS
Good health’ll kill ya.
HOW TO STOP SEAGULLS FROM GRABBING YOUR FOOD
Googly eyes.
TRENDING
NEW MOVIES
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YOU, ME AND TUSCANY
Starts Friday, April 10 in theaters.
HUNTING MATTHEW NICHOLS
Starts Friday, April 10 in theaters.
THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE
Starts Friday, April 3 in theaters.
THE DRAMA
Starts Friday, April 3 in theaters.
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SONG – WORK ON MY TAXES ALL DAY
Wht are YOU doing this weekend?
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, April 10.
TACHYON TAX
Faster than TurboTax!
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Funny fake sponsorship announcements
A & M AUTOLAND – Tax Time
Al and Mike try to have fun with your refund.
RED PLOPSTER SHRIMP MONTH
This is it, baby.
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, April 3.
PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use show bumper donuts
A & M AUTOLAND – April Fools
Al and Mike are fools no matter what month it is.
ONE MINUTE OPTICAL
Why wait a whole hour for glasses?
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Funny fake sponsorship announcements
A & M AUTOLAND – Dollar Days
Big Al’s calling his sale Dollar Days, even though he has no cents.
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, March 20.
PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use show bumper donuts
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