SHOPPER TAKES DOWN A DEER INSIDE A WALMART

A deer wandered into a Walmart in Wadena, Minnesota, Tuesday evening. Thankfully, a customer noticed the animal and was able to subdue the deer before anything got out of hand. He managed to quickly wrestle the deer to the floor, cover its eyes and hold it in a headlock on top of a pile of dog food. Nobody was injured in the incident and the deer was set free outside the store.
* It’s true – you CAN save a buck at Walmart.
* The man has since been hired for a security job at United Airlines.
* Meanwhile, the deer’s thinking: “Screw this. I’m shopping at Target!”
* The greeter at this Walmart needs to go to the optometry section for a vision check.
* Wadena sounds like a rural community, no?
* It’s around 4,000 people … and at least one deer.
* Wow, this customer cares a whole lot more than I would.
* I’d be like, “There’s a deer in your store. Good luck with it.”
* “Oh, can you check me out of here before you go?”