SHERWOOD FOREST FULL OF NUDISTS

A group of nudists have taken to roaming England’s Sherwood Forest, infuriating the locals who have started a petition to have the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds, which runs the park, to “stop promoting nudity.” One resident claims he recently saw a group of 12 merry men frolicking naked in the forest near Robin Hood’s main hideout, the 1,000 year-old Major Oak tree. The Bird Society says “naturists have walked in quieter areas of the forest for decades and it was legal providing they follow the rules” which include “wearing clothes when leaving and returning to their cars.” One of the naturists, Peter Wright, says,“We have the freedom to do what we want to do and we don’t want to be in people’s faces, go into high streets or in urban areas. Naturism is about being in nature and being naked is quite natural and quite normal.”
* And as kinks go, it’s pretty inexpensive.
* “Being naked is quite natural and quite normal”? Barely.
* It’s “Robin Hood: Men Without Tights.”
* OK, let the Little John jokes commence:
– Quite often you see Robin Hood and his mighty staff, and he usually has a walking stick, too.
– They call it Sherwood Forest because you’re sure to see some wood.
– You have to constantly be on the lookout for the Sheriff of Naughty Ham.
– The guys like to hold a contest to see who has the King John.
– Sometimes the nude men get caught in a place where they shouldn’t be exposed, leading to a move known as the “FriarTuck.”