SCIENCE SAYS IF YOUR VOICE IS HIGH, YOU’RE GONNA DIE

According to a new study, Artificial Intelligence technology can now calculate a person’s risk of suffering a heart attack just by listening to their voice. Researchers at the Mayo Clinic say people who have a high-pitched voice are more than twice as likely to suffer major heart problems related to clogged arteries. Scientists have developed a “powerful screening tool” dubbed the Vocalis Health algorithm to help identify those who are particularly at risk and may need close monitoring. Researchers trained the computer to pick up on 80 different voice features, like their frequency, amplitude, pitch, and cadence. They analyzed the voices of 108 patients. Those with a high voice were 2.6 times more likely to suffer major problems associated with coronary artery disease.
* It’s true! James Gandolfini died of a heart attack, and he was a Soprano.
* On the other hand, Mickey Mouse has been going strong since 1928.
* You know what’s a good cure for high voice? Smoking.
* All those singers from those 80’s hair bands better see a doctor.