ROYAL FAMILY HAS OPENINGS

Britain’s monarchy has posted a few job listings. The House of Windsor has openings in the following positions
– Housekeeping Assistant, where you’ll be asked to deliver “extraordinary service in incredible surroundings. The chosen housekeeper will be based either in London or at Windsor Castle and can expect to travel to other royal residencies. There’s a possiblity you could live in one, alongside the royals.
– Senior Assistant Housekeeper, salary is roughly $32,400 to $42,700 for 40 hours of work weekly.
– Gardener, which pays a whopping $23,000 annually. It does, however, include meals.
– Retail Assistants, for Ye Royal Gift Shop. This position pays $14 an hour.
* Is it my imagination, or is the royal family a little cheap?
* There are some other positions available to serve the royal family:
– Royal Diaper Changer. That would be for both 7-month-old Prince Archie and 98-year-old Prince Phillip.
– Royal Stable-Boy, for Camilla Parker-Bowles, and also for her horses.
– Prince Andrew Bodyguard. Your job is to throw yourself between Prince Andrew and any TV interviewer.