PROMOS-TO-GO

Each promo bed has a distinct beginning, and music that’s easy to edit at any point to finish with your unique bumper such as “The Mike and Andy Show on B-93”. You can also replace our music beds with your own.

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WE ARE GOING TO HAVE FUN :60

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THE WEIRDEST THING ABOUT OUR MORNING SHOW :44

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WHAT’S HAPPENING :26

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WORST TIME OF THE DAY :26

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SOMETHIN’ FUNNY’S GOIN’ ON HERE :44

Today Is…

FRIDAY – Jan 16

THURSDAY – Jan 15

WEDNESDAY – Jan 14

Anything special being celebrated or commemorated today? Find out here!

TODAY’S ALMANAC

FRIDAY ALMANAC – Jan 16

THURSDAY ALMANAC – Jan 15

WEDNESDAY ALMANAC – Jan 14

Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music

TODAY’S TRIVIA

FRIDAY TRIVIA – Jan 16

THURSDAY TRIVIA – Jan 15

WEDNESDAY TRIVIA – Jan 14

Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.

ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Thursday through Sunday

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Monday through Wednesday

NEW PROCESS WILL HELP YOU ACTUALLY SEE, HEAR TV MOVIES

Wow! What will they think of next?

THE MOVIES FOR GROWNUPS AWARDS

a.k.a. The No Sequel Awards.

PUPPY BOWL TO FEATURE OLD DOGS

No new tricks.

TV CREATES NEW TV AWARD FOR TV SHOWS

Coming soon to a TV near you.

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Thursday through Sunday

MICKEY ROURKE: IT PAYS TO BE EVICTED

Four movie offers.

CRITICS CHOICE: “ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER”

Enjoy it with one bottle after another.

JOKE OF THE DAY

Suggestion: Post the joke on your website. Boost clicks by having listeners call in and tell the Joke of the Day to win a prize.

Did you hear about the Storm Troopers who ate a small Wookie?

posted January 16

They said it was a little chewy.

Why did the Cyclops give up teaching?

posted January 15

Because he only had one pupil.

A guy is sitting at a bar looking miserable.

posted January 14

The bartender says, “What’s the matter?” Guy says, “Last night my wife got really drunk and wanted to have sex in the back seat of our car.” Bartender says, “That sounds pretty hot. So what’s the problem?” Guy says, “She wanted me to drive.”

A Jehovahs witness knocks on the door.

posted January 13

Old lady invites him in, makes him a cup of tea, and asks, “What did you want to talk about? Kid says, “Hell if I know. I’ve never gotten this far before.“

At a lake with rental boats, the owner speaks over the loudspeaker:

posted January 12

“Boat number 99, please return to the dock. Your time is up!” A few minutes pass. No boat returns. The owner, louder this time: “Boat number 99, return immediately or you’ll be charged for overtime!” Still nothing. The assistant steps in and says: “Boss… we only have 75 boats. There is no number 99.” After a couple of seconds, the owner grabs the mic again and says: “Boat number 66… everything okay out there?”