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FRIDAY – Oct 23

THURSDAY – Oct 22

WEDNESDAY – Oct 21

Anything special being celebrated or commemorated today? Find out here!

TODAY’S ALMANAC

FRIDAY ALMANAC – Oct 23

THURSDAY ALMANAC – Oct 22

WEDNESDAY ALMANAC – Oct 21

Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music

TODAY’S TRIVIA

FRIDAY TRIVIA – Oct 23

THURSDAY TRIVIA – Oct 22

WEDNESDAY TRIVIA – Oct 21

Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.

ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES

“CARRIE” INEXPLICABLY COMING BACK FOR SEASON 2

Money, uh, finds a way.

JAMES BOND AUDITIONS THIS WEEKEND

How are you at running across alligators?

TOM CRUISE TO GET AFI LIFE ACHIEVEMENT AWARD

Despite Digger.

EX-SPOUSES OF GMA AFFAIR COUPLE GETTING MARRIED

Trading spouses.

SPOTIFY REMOVES 50 MILLION A.I. TRACKS (FROM RECOMMENDATIONS)

They removed NBA legend Allen Iverson?

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Monday through Wednesday

MIKE TYSON SUED FOR WALKING OUT OF CONTRACT

Giant talking pigeons.

AI ERASES ENTIRE SEASON OF SWEDISH TV SHOW

Entire season borked.

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Thursday through Sunday

JOKE OF THE DAY

Suggestion: Post the joke on your website. Boost clicks by having listeners call in and tell the Joke of the Day to win a prize.

What does Jeff Bezos do just before going to the bed?

posted October 23

He puts his pajAMAZON.

Why don’t monsters like to eat ghosts?

posted October 22

They taste like sheet.

What happened to the man who was hit in the head with a can of Coke?

posted October 21

Nothing, because it was a soft drink.

Doorbell rings at 3am.

posted October 20

Husband, irritated gets up and opens the door to an obviously drunk man. The drunk says, “Could you give me a push?” Husband says, “Hello no,” slams the door. His wife says, “Don’t you remember when we were stranded on the side of the road and people stopped to help us? Go help the poor man.” The husband goes back to the door, doesn’t see the man. He yells, “Do you still need a push?” He hears the drunk say, “Yes please.” Husband says, “Where are you?” Drunk says, “Over here on the swings.”

A man looks over his fence, sees his neighbor digging a hole in the back garden.

posted October 19

Says, “What are you up to?” Neighbor says, “Oh, I’m digging a hole for my dead hamster.” Guy says,. “Sorry to hear that, but why make the hole so big?” Neighbor says, “Because it’s inside your cat.”

U.S. NEWS

NEW YORK CITY BANS HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGES

City council says neigh.

MAN TAPED WIFE TO CHAIR SO HE COULD WATCH FOOTBALL

Unnecessary roughness

POLLING COMPANIES UNDER SCRUTINY

This story: 68% positive, 26% negative, 6% unsure.

WOMAN DID NOT SHARE BOYFRIEND’S LOVE OF WEARING DIAPERS

This year’s creepy diaper-man story.

HERO STOPS RUNAWAY SCHOOL BUS

Total Indiana Jones vibe.

HOW TO WIN AT MONOPOLY

There are no winners in Monopoly.

WOMAN SWIMS 900-MILES CALIFORNIA COASTLINE

In the swim of things.

INTERNATIONAL NEWS

LONDONERS USE E-BIKES FOR JOUSTING

How British.

JAPANESE SHOE INSOLE THIEF CAUGHT

♫♪ He’s a sole man… ♪♪

CANDIDATE WINS DESPITE GAG CAMPAIGN SIGNS

“I barely want to do this.”

FIRST DRONE EVACUATION OF A SOLDIER EVER

Ukraine does it again.

THE GREAT DUTCH BARBERSHOP WAR

♪♫ Shave and a haircut, BAM BOOM!! ♪♪

BRITISH MAN’S DYING WISH: KISS A COW

Before he buys the farm, he wanted to visit it.

LOST FLUTE RECOVERED AFTER 5 YEARS IN A RIVER

You’re darn tootin’.

TEEN WAKES UP IN COFFIN AT HER OWN FUNERAL

You only live twice.

FUNNY PICTURES

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Totally Metal Fork

posted October 23

I Loves My Eels

posted October 23

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posted October 22

Deer Snails

posted October 21

Comfortable Seats

posted October 21

Breakfast Of Champions

posted October 20

THE BUZZ

UNPOPULAR OPINIONS

You’re wrong.

SURVEY: AVERAGE AMERICAN SETS FOUR ALARMS TO WAKE UP

Snooze you lose.

DUMB HEADLINES

Have listeners vote for the dumbest one.

THE WORST THING SOMEONE HAS DONE IN YOUR HOUSE

And you wonder why we never have people over.

WALKERS LIVE 16 YEARS LONGER

So take the stairs.

21% HAVE BAILED ON AN ANNOYING TRAVEL COMPANION

And not just on the honeymoon.

GOOGLE’S TOP-SEARCHED HALLOWEEN COSTUMES FOR 2026

Yeah, we had to look up who they were, too.

HALLOWEEN CANDY IS GETTING SMALLER

And Leo is getting laaaaarrrrger.

TRENDING

NEW MOVIES

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CLAYFACE

Starts Friday, October 23 in theaters.

WILDWOOD

Starts Friday, October 23 in theaters.

WICKER

Starts Friday, October 23 in theaters.

A TALENT FOR MURDER

Starts Friday, October 23 in theaters.

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THE PUNCHIN PATCH

Support local farmers.

PROPOSITION 20: SAY NO, VOTE YES

Or is it say Yes, vote No?

THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS

For Friday, October 23.

BROUGHT TO YOU BY

Funny fake sponsorship announcements

FIVE CHAMBERS OF HORROR 2026

Will you survive the horror? Oh, wait – you already have.

A & M AUTOLAND – Stilts

This might be the only time Big Mike actually looked up to Big Al.

SLASHER TELEPORTER

So THAT’S how they do it.

THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS

For Friday, October 16.

PROMOS-TO-GO

Pre-produced ready-to-use show bumper donuts

A & M AUTOLAND – Contest

Al and Mike won’t play games with you like other car dealers. They’ll play MORE.

LUGOSI, KARLOFF & CHANEY, ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW

Open late.

THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS

For Friday, October 9.

BROUGHT TO YOU BY

Funny fake sponsorship announcements

A & M AUTOLAND – Free Inspection

Al and Mike try to hook you with their new offer.

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