POSSIBLE BURGLAR STUCK IN WALL FOR 10 HOURS – May 21

A burglar somehow found himself lodged inside the wall of a Salinas, California coffee shop. Salinas Police Department officers stopped in to the Brewjee coffee shop for their Monday morning coffee and heard faint calls for help. Coffee shop employees had heard them, too, but ignored them. The officers searched for the noise and were shocked when they knocked on a wall and heard someone knock back. The Salinas Fire Department was called and cut the wall open, freeing Isaac Valencia, who estimated he had been stuck between the Brewjee coffee shop and the cinema next door for around 10 hours. He said he slipped off the roof of the movie theater on Sunday night and slid down 22 feet. It was not clear why he was on the roof in the first place.
* He said he drank two Trenta-size Triple Mocha Cappuccinos, and after that he just blacked out.
* The knocking exchange with police went like this:
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Help.
Help who?
Help ME, you idiots! I’m stuck!!
* Ten hours is a good length of time to contemplate your life choices.
* The real torture was, he had to listen to “Mortal Kombat 2” playing in the movie theater three times all the way through.